The Top 10 Things I Learned By Being a Bridesmaid At My Other Cousinapos;s Wedding
10. Never, ever, during reception, have the DJ play "Iapos;m Too Sexy." It will cause those who have had one too many to get up and begin stripping. Including those related to you.
9. Make sure that the pastor knows how to pronounce your name. Otherwise, what comes out of his mouth can be painfully ironic - like being referred to as "Hellburn" in a church.
8. Strapless dresses + October in the mountains = in need of a bra.
7. Try to be of legal age when being a bridesmaid. That way, youapos;re not the only one in the wedding party not sucking down champagne.
6. Try NOT to be of legal age when being a bridesmaid. That way, youapos;re the only one sober enough to see what happens when the wedding party sucks down champagne.
10. Never, ever, during reception, have the DJ play "Iapos;m Too Sexy." It will cause those who have had one too many to get up and begin stripping. Including those related to you.
9. Make sure that the pastor knows how to pronounce your name. Otherwise, what comes out of his mouth can be painfully ironic - like being referred to as "Hellburn" in a church.
8. Strapless dresses + October in the mountains = in need of a bra.
7. Try to be of legal age when being a bridesmaid. That way, youapos;re not the only one in the wedding party not sucking down champagne.
6. Try NOT to be of legal age when being a bridesmaid. That way, youapos;re the only one sober enough to see what happens when the wedding party sucks down champagne.
5. Photographers with personality are awesome. Photographers with a sense of humor are even better. And, photographers who tell you to grab the ass of your cousinapos;s new husband in order for him to catch the brilliant reaction he has are just damn ingenious.
4. Southerners are insane. Just leave it at that.
3. Male escorts are wonderful especially when they bear a striking resemblance to Harry Potter.
2. When walking down the aisle as a bridesmaid, just stare straight ahead. If you look into the pews, you will see that your family members are doing their best to make you laugh. And, they will win.
1. And, lastly of course, congratulations to my lovely cousin Jenna and her new husband Ryan. The best to you both
4. Southerners are insane. Just leave it at that.
3. Male escorts are wonderful especially when they bear a striking resemblance to Harry Potter.
2. When walking down the aisle as a bridesmaid, just stare straight ahead. If you look into the pews, you will see that your family members are doing their best to make you laugh. And, they will win.
1. And, lastly of course, congratulations to my lovely cousin Jenna and her new husband Ryan. The best to you both
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